As a girl there are some things that I just do not understand… especially when it comes to the actions of my male counterparts… so I’m presenting them to you all in hopes that my male readers will comment and help me understand.
Standing In Line All Night For Shoes Everyone Will Have
Today Brand Jordan re-released their Cool Grey XI’s. When I was in the mall on Tuesday, the team at Foot Locker was already preparing for the launch of the shoes, with barricades and velvet rope. I’ve never understood why people pay so much money for shoes that cost less than a dollar to make.But to stand in line for hours to get a pair of shoes that everyone else will have? Um I just don’t get it. Shout out to my twitter followers that explained to me that these are a collector’s edition, and will not be re-released for another 10 years…but I still don’t get it. People can stand in line for shoes but can’t vote? Well that’s another topic for another day.
Whoever told you this was attractive… please remove them from your life immediately. Not only is it completely unattractive, the history of sagging pants is not something that I would want to be attached to. Trust me if a guy approaches me with his pants below his waist, he will get the immediate cold shoulder. No questions asked, point blank, period. There’s no exceptions. I don’t want to see your boxers.
Watching SportsCenter All Day
SportsCenter is a great show. I think it gives you the information that you need in a timely fashion, but…when it’s on all day…it runs on a loop. That would be like me watching the same episode of Top Model, over and over again. It’s not productive. Instead of watching the same highlights of Blake Griffin’s huge dunks…you could be finding out what’s going on in North Korea. Just flip to CNN for a minute. It’s all about balance.
Not Dancing At A Party
I’ve never understood the concept of going to a party and looking at girls. You could do that at the mall for free, instead of paying that insane cover that they forced upon you to get in the door of the venue. I’m not really sure when guys became too cool to dance, but I feel like we’d all have more fun if people just loosened up and enjoyed themselves. I know you saw House Party! Those guys had a ball, and weren’t ashamed to really dance…or sweat. If you’re going to stand and stare…save yourself the cost of admission and go to the park.
Playing Your Gaming System Until You Can’t Feel Your Thumbs
I’ve never been a gamer, but I did enjoy a few rounds of Super Mario Bros when I was a bit younger. That being said…I have seen many guys take the gaming obsession to a whole new level. Standing in line outside of GameStop waiting for the new Madden (see no. 1)… placing bets on NBA 2k11, and playing xbox until your eyes are dry and thumbs are sore…? What’s the purpose? I’m all for fun, but…it’s the ones who really take it seriously that I don’t understand.
LADIES… add to the list.
GENTS… Maybe you can help me understand!